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I LOL'd before I even read the tags! Though I was laughing 'cause all liquids consumed pass through the kidneys, since it serves as a filter and whatnot. It's even funnier within the context of kidney stones! PUNx!

my artist thought it was hilarious/sick. i’ve had more kidney stones than one 24 year old lady should

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revoltingyouth replied to your photo: This is where I live

but it appears to be clean… suspicious…

yeah man it’s clean like 90% of the time

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This is where I live

This is where I live

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mondaymorningairport: Cant get enough of this ep Look them up for fans of Joyce Manor (http://bestpractices.bandcamp.com)

mondaymorningairport:

Cant get enough of this ep Look them up for fans of Joyce Manor

(http://bestpractices.bandcamp.com)

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selectiveavant-garde: This!

selectiveavant-garde:

This!

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am I punk yet? how about now?

am I punk yet?

how about now?

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Fun filled day of pink hair dye and building shelving units

Fun filled day of pink hair dye and building shelving units

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thedailywhat: So This Exists of the Day: Spotted in Cannes: The poster for REAL ACTUAL MOVIE THAT EXISTS You Can’t Kill Stephen King. The flick recently was picked up for international distribution, but no release date yet. Catch the trailer here. [collider] “A movie that has it all- fake blood, hot babes, babes on babes, fog, more fog, creepy twins, low-budget gratuitous violence, high school drama, the token black man, and of course cheesy Stephen King references”

thedailywhat:

So This Exists of the Day: Spotted in Cannes: The poster for REAL ACTUAL MOVIE THAT EXISTS You Can’t Kill Stephen King. The flick recently was picked up for international distribution, but no release date yet. Catch the trailer here.

[collider]

“A movie that has it all- fake blood, hot babes, babes on babes, fog, more fog, creepy twins, low-budget gratuitous violence, high school drama, the token black man, and of course cheesy Stephen King references”

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Humans have two hands

nonobjectiveportraitofkarma:

lurkskywalker:

One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.

Holding another burrito. I mean butts are cool too. But come on, burritos.

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